So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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