with your own penis?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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