So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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