The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I need water and some morals
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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