Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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