Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
please don't ironically join a cult
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