Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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