Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The ass gains better be worth it
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