He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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