Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
my liver is dry heaving
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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