I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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