We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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