I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Send help, water and tortillas.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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