He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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