Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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