the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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