yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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