I don't usually arrange sex via text message
tell your sister to shave her snatch
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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