Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
