You're completely useless in the revolution.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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