He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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