Dual....:-)
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he fucked my hip out of place.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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