I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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