He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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