i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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