Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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