So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
