Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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