We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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