So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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