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I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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