Moan for me like Helen Keller
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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