we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Randomize
