You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Alive.
So much puke
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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