You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
