And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
