are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
hell yes lets make some ravioli
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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