I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
did you just send me my own nude
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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