Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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