just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
420 ftw
my phone needs a breathalizer
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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