i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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