matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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