i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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