so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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