so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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