You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He did a backflip because drugs
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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