you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
4 words: hood of his car
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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