how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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