So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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