So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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