There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
