laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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