Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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